Seydou Doumbia
An Ivorian striker whose blistering pace and predatory instincts made him a goal-scoring sensation in Switzerland and Russia.
Born 1987 (age 39)·Ivorian professional footballer·Birthday: December 31·Millennials
Biography
Seydou Doumbia won back-to-back scoring titles with BSC Young Boys in Switzerland, earning a move to CSKA Moscow. In Russia, he spearheaded CSKA's attack to multiple league titles and scored consistently in the UEFA Champions League against teams like Manchester City. A transfer to AS Roma proved less successful, leading to loan spells across Europe and a return to Switzerland. For the Ivory Coast, he contributed to their 2015 Africa Cup of Nations triumph. Doumbia's game was built around one skill: putting the ball in the net.
Millennials
1981–1996
The first digital natives. Grew up with the internet, came of age during 9/11 and the 2008 crash. Highly educated, deeply indebted, slower to marry and buy houses. Redefined work, identity, and what it means to be an adult.
Seydou was born in 1987, placing them squarely in the Millennials. The events that shaped this generation — the internet revolution, 9/11, and the 2008 financial crisis — shaped the world they entered and the choices available to them.
#1 When Seydou Was Born
The biggest hits of 1987
#1 Movie
Three Men and a Baby
Best Picture
The Last Emperor
#1 TV Show
The Cosby Show
Seydou's Life & Times
The world at every milestone
1987Born
Black Monday stock market crash
Gas: $0.90/galHome: $72,400Min wage: $3.35/hrPresident: Ronald Reagan"Walk Like an Egyptian" — The BanglesBest Picture: The Last Emperor
1992Started school
LA riots after Rodney King verdict
Gas: $1.13/galHome: $84,300Min wage: $4.25/hrPresident: George H.W. Bush"End of the Road" — Boyz II MenBest Picture: Unforgiven
2000Became a teenager
Y2K passes without incident; contested Bush-Gore election
Gas: $1.51/galHome: $119,600Min wage: $5.15/hrPresident: Bill Clinton"Breathe" — Faith HillBest Picture: Gladiator
2003Could drive
US invades Iraq; Human Genome Project completed
Gas: $1.59/galHome: $146,000Min wage: $5.15/hrPresident: George W. Bush"In Da Club" — 50 CentBest Picture: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2005Could vote
Hurricane Katrina devastates New Orleans; YouTube launches
Gas: $2.30/galHome: $167,500Min wage: $5.15/hrPresident: George W. Bush"We Belong Together" — Mariah CareyBest Picture: Crash
2008Turned 21
Barack Obama elected first Black US president; financial crisis
Gas: $3.27/galHome: $153,100Min wage: $6.55/hrPresident: George W. Bush"Low" — Flo RidaBest Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
2017Turned 30
#MeToo movement; solar eclipse crosses the US
Gas: $2.42/galHome: $195,000Min wage: $7.25/hrPresident: Donald Trump"Shape of You" — Ed SheeranBest Picture: The Shape of Water
2026Age 39 today
Gas: $3.91/galPresident: Donald Trump
Key Achievements
- Won the Russian Premier League title twice with CSKA Moscow in 2013 and 2014.
- Finished as the Swiss Super League top scorer in consecutive seasons (2009–10, 2010–11) with BSC Young Boys.
- Won the 2015 Africa Cup of Nations with the Ivory Coast national team.
- Named the Swiss Super League Player of the Year in 2010 after scoring 30 goals in 36 games.
Did You Know?
He scored a hat-trick for CSKA Moscow in a 5-1 Champions League group stage win over Viktoria Plzeň in 2013.
Doumbia had a brief and unsuccessful stint with Newcastle United in the English Premier League in 2015.
He began his professional career in Japan with Athlétic Adjamé before moving to Europe.
He is known for his distinctive goal celebration, which often involved a backflip.
“My job is simple: see the ball, put it in the net.”
