Frank Conniff
The deadpan writer and actor who, as TV's Frank, delivered diabolical scheming and perfect comic timing from the depths of the Mystery Science Theater 3000 satellite.
Born 1956 (age 70)·American actor·Birthday: August 30·Baby Boomers
Biography
Frank Conniff played Dr. Forrester's bumbling, reluctant henchman 'TV's Frank' on Mystery Science Theater 3000. He arrived with a sharp, satirical mind honed in New York's alternative comedy scene, the son of a noted journalist. Hired initially as a writer, his dry, absurdist wit helped shape the show's riffing style. On camera, his tall frame, perpetually worried expression, and delivery mixing menace with childish glee made him an essential part of the show's golden age. After MST3K, Conniff contributed to 'The Daily Show' in its early years and hosted the 'Movie Sign with the Mads' podcast with former co-star Trace Beaulieu.
Baby Boomers
1946–1964
The largest generation in history at the time. Shaped by postwar prosperity, the Vietnam War, the sexual revolution, and Watergate. They questioned every institution their parents built — then ran them.
Frank was born in 1956, placing them squarely in the Baby Boomers. The events that shaped this generation — postwar prosperity, civil rights, Vietnam, and the counterculture — shaped the world they entered and the choices available to them.
#1 When Frank Was Born
The biggest hits of 1956
#1 Movie
The Ten Commandments
Best Picture
Around the World in 80 Days
#1 TV Show
I Love Lucy
Frank's Life & Times
The world at every milestone
1956Born
Elvis Presley appears on The Ed Sullivan Show
Gas: $0.30/galHome: $10,050Min wage: $1.00/hrPresident: Dwight D. Eisenhower"Heartbreak Hotel" — Elvis PresleyBest Picture: Around the World in 80 Days
1961Started school
Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human in space
Gas: $0.31/galHome: $12,500Min wage: $1.15/hrPresident: John F. Kennedy"Tossin' and Turnin'" — Bobby LewisBest Picture: West Side Story
1969Became a teenager
Apollo 11: humans walk on the Moon; Woodstock festival
Gas: $0.35/galHome: $15,550Min wage: $1.60/hrPresident: Richard Nixon"Sugar, Sugar" — The ArchiesBest Picture: Midnight Cowboy
1972Could drive
Watergate break-in; last Apollo Moon mission
Gas: $0.36/galHome: $19,550Min wage: $1.60/hrPresident: Richard Nixon"The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" — Roberta FlackBest Picture: The Godfather
1974Could vote
Nixon resigns the presidency
Gas: $0.53/galHome: $22,600Min wage: $2.00/hrPresident: Gerald Ford"The Way We Were" — Barbra StreisandBest Picture: The Godfather Part II
1977Turned 21
Star Wars premieres; Elvis dies
Gas: $0.62/galHome: $31,800Min wage: $2.30/hrPresident: Jimmy Carter"Tonight's the Night" — Rod StewartBest Picture: Annie Hall
1986Turned 30
Challenger disaster; Chernobyl nuclear meltdown
Gas: $0.86/galHome: $66,600Min wage: $3.35/hrPresident: Ronald Reagan"That's What Friends Are For" — Dionne & FriendsBest Picture: Platoon
1996Turned 40
Dolly the sheep cloned
Gas: $1.23/galHome: $99,700Min wage: $4.75/hrPresident: Bill Clinton"Macarena" — Los del RioBest Picture: The English Patient
2006Turned 50
Twitter launches; Pluto reclassified as dwarf planet
Gas: $2.59/galHome: $174,700Min wage: $5.15/hrPresident: George W. Bush"Bad Day" — Daniel PowterBest Picture: The Departed
2016Turned 60
Donald Trump elected president; Brexit vote
Gas: $2.14/galHome: $181,700Min wage: $7.25/hrPresident: Barack Obama"Love Yourself" — Justin BieberBest Picture: Moonlight
2026Turned 70
Gas: $3.91/galPresident: Donald Trump
Key Achievements
- Played the iconic role of 'TV's Frank', the henchman, on 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' for four seasons.
- Was a head writer for 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' during a key period of its development and popularity.
- Co-hosts the popular podcast 'Movie Sign with the Mads' with fellow MST3K alum Trace Beaulieu.
- Worked as a writer for the first year of 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'.
- Co-wrote and appeared in the cult comedy film 'The Christmas That Almost Didn't Happen'.
Did You Know?
His father, Frank Conniff Sr., was a press secretary for Vice President Henry Wallace and a journalist for the New York Post.
He is a distant relative of the silent film star Rosemary Theby.
Before MST3K, he was a contributor to the underground comedy newspaper 'The Portable Lower East Side'.
He is an avid collector of vintage comic books and pulp magazines.
He made a cameo appearance in the 2013 film 'The Giant Spider'.
“I'm not evil. I'm just... written that way.”
