2020

The Bureaucrats and the Monolith

State wildlife biologists counting bighorn sheep from a helicopter in remote Utah spotted a shiny metal monolith illegally installed in a red-rock canyon.

November 18Original articlein the voice of GROUND-LEVEL
Utah monolith
Utah monolith

The helicopter pivoted over the labyrinthine canyons of Lockhart Basin. Below, a crew from the Utah Department of Public Safety and Division of Wildlife Resources was on a routine mission: tallying the population of desert bighorn sheep. The landscape was a expected palette of red rock, scrub, and sand. Then a flash of reflected sunlight caught a pilot’s eye. In a narrow sandstone slot, a perfect vertical rectangle of stainless steel stood planted in the earth. It was roughly ten feet tall. It had no visible seams, no markings, no explanation. The biologists landed and approached on foot. They found no footprints, no tire tracks, no equipment. Just the object.

Authorities treated it as a case of illegal installation on public land. They released no coordinates, hoping to deter visitors from getting stranded in the treacherous terrain. The internet, upon seeing the grainy official footage, erupted with theories of alien art or a marketing stunt. Within days, coordinates leaked. Pilgrims arrived. The monolith became a global meme and a minor tourist attraction for about ten days. Then, as mysteriously as it appeared, it vanished overnight, leaving only a triangular metal plate in the rock where its base had been anchored.

The event was a perfect modern fable. It was discovered by government employees on a mundane errand, not explorers or influencers. Its origin, later traced to a collective of artists who installed it in 2016, was almost irrelevant. The narrative was in the discovery and the public reaction—a collective yearning for mystery during a locked-down pandemic. The monolith was a blank screen. People projected onto it their desires for science fiction, for art, for a break from the ordinary. Its brief life cycle—from secret, to sensation, to stolen scrap—mirrored the accelerated metabolism of internet culture itself.